No more spotted dick.

Labour plans will require schools to serve lentils and chickpeas weekly, banning stodgy desserts and ice cream as well as deep-fried foods, including fish and chips. The Department for Education will announce these rules, which also limit sweetened desserts to once a week in primary schools and twice in secondary schools, with a fruit portion. Example menus suggest chicken and lentil curry for “pulse day”. Doesn’t that sound yummy.